卖车女不能娶
都说卖房卖车的女的不能娶,肯定是有原因的。
坐标022,陪朋友去Mini 4S店看车,认识的销售YY,后聊天得知三十,已婚离异。
看车聊天微信撩骚过程略过,都是一样的套路,只不过这帮卖车的娘们是真的能聊,是什么都能聊。本来去看车也只是随便看看,没打算买,加过微信之后聊了两三个月,我其实那时也有女朋友,我告诉她我没有,想让她做我女朋友,她说这事得细聊,那还不安排的明明白白,海底捞吃完转战ktv,几瓶啤酒下肚,感觉来了,试探性的和她亲嘴,本来想着她要是拒绝,大不了一拍两散,结账走人回家,谁知道她把舌头塞进我的嘴里,没想到这么主动。包间厕所里就打了一炮,因为太紧张,秒射,一滴没落全部灌进。
说刚来过例假,没事。结账去的情趣酒店,小弟以前就喜欢玩圆床,尤其以后床顶上的大镜子,一起泡的鸳鸯浴,浴池内打了一炮,擦干接着做,那一晚上算上ktv做了4次,口爆,怎么爽怎么来,这种女人比小姐玩的开,找个小姐也没有这么多服务。那天晚上除了,她没提过男女朋友的事,我其实心里编了好多跑路的借口,或者她也需要发泄,需要吧。转天各奔东西,就没在联络过。或者说我没在主动给她发过信息,她也明白什么意思吧。
说的好像流水账,但是真人真事,故事我也不会写,太多的细节我也记不大清了。不久前去了一次mini,得知她早就不干了。。
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