一支无敌按摩棒的故事
一位富豪娶了一美娇娘
但是生意上的关係,富豪需要出国一星期!
富豪担心自己不在的这一星期魂老婆会因无法满足心理需求而去"讨客兄"!
他灵机一动,想买一支"代替品"给老婆以填补她的空虚,于是去了一家情趣用品店…….
在店裡逛了老半天,他所看到的都是一些很普通的按摩棒!
于是富豪就开口问老闆:你有没有高级一点的按摩棒啊~?价钱不是问题!
老闆点了点头说:喔~有的,你请稍等一下!
说完就走到仓库裡拿了个木盒出来!打开木盒是一支电动按摩棒!
富豪看了看说:这好像没什么特殊的嘛~!
老闆笑了笑后,对着木盒裡的这支按摩棒叫道:无敌按摩棒~笔筒!
话一说完,木盒裡的按摩棒飞了起来,朝向笔筒狂抽起来………..
老闆接着又说:无敌按摩棒~杯子!
按摩棒又飞过去向杯子勐插起来…………….
此时老闆说了一声:无敌按摩棒~回木盒!
此话一出,按摩棒竟乖乖的飞回盒中!
富豪看了之后,心想:嘿嘿!有了这支,我不在的这一个星期,就没什么问题了!
于是将它买下,要踏出店门时,老闆交代说:记得不用时要叫它回木盒喔!
回到家中,富豪便操作一次给老婆看,并吩咐老婆不用时记得叫它回木盒!
老婆点了点头,心裡高兴非常!当天富豪便出国去了!
隔日…………..
老婆閒时突感空虚,想起了那支按摩棒,于是打开了木盒,叫了一声:无敌按摩棒~XX(消音了)!
此时按摩棒飞了出来,飞向那XX(消音了)狂抽勐送……………..
就这样持续许久,老婆满足了,叫了一声:无敌按摩棒~停!
按摩棒却没停,还是继续……….
无敌按摩棒~够了!无敌按摩棒~可以了!无论老婆怎么试,按摩棒就是不停……….
老婆情急之下,赶快穿上衣服,跳上车要去找那家情趣用品店老闆求救!
一路上按摩棒还是继续在XX(消音了)进进出出,老婆实在已经快受不了啦………..
于是油门用力踩下去,狂飙……………
结果就被临检的警察拦截下来,警察挥了挥手,老婆停了下来,立即下了车!
就开始跟警察说明原委……………..
警察听完之后,哈哈大笑的说:无敌按摩棒~"咖称"啦!你骗谁啊~~~
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